bellj04:

And you too can go to college for just 3101 easy payments of $19.99.

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YES

How do dick pics make u feel?
Anonymous
Oh lawd

Oh lawd

csiriano:

#TBT Some favorite looks from our Fall 2012 collection, with inspiration from nocturnal creatures.

csiriano:

#TBT Some favorite looks from our Fall 2012 collection, with inspiration from nocturnal creatures.

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

discovers:

She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect

because-we-are-glass:

I want to sleep with you. Innocently. I want to curl up next to you, skin to skin. I want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart beat. I want to plant little kisses everywhere possible. I want your hand on my lower back, rubbing circles after a long day of work. I want your sleepy smile looking down at me and your bed head to laugh at the next morning. I just want you. All of you.

trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.

God is good.

God is good.

"Nobody has the right to turn out and tell me that I can’t wear a certain outfit, that I can’t go out to a certain place because I would be safer, or because a man looks at me…"

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

petitsirena:

magpizza:

Normally I gif my favorite scenes. But this would not be the same without the audio. The harmonizing!

THIS WAS SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT