tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

Never thought about it this way and this is a SERIOUSLY VALID POINT LIKE WT

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

liein:

50nnym00r3:

that’s it that’s the winner

liein:

50nnym00r3:

that’s it that’s the winner

image

imsirius:

Chat-Up Lines with Daniel Radcliffe
(Thank you so much pagefortyseven for helping me dl!!!)

I definitely read these in his voice

kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

image

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

colourfullyboring:

bunkisu:

m-e-d-i-e-v-a-l-d-r-e-a-m-s:

Celtic houses

oh my god

Take me heeeeeere

Do want

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

preppycollegeguy:

harryandee:

Colourised black and white photo of an American soldier at an allied base in 1942 
This is amazing

How can you not reblog?


LOOKIT THE LITTLE KANGA

preppycollegeguy:

harryandee:

Colourised black and white photo of an American soldier at an allied base in 1942 

This is amazing

How can you not reblog?

LOOKIT THE LITTLE KANGA